Cannibal Corpse and Aborted are releasing new albums in 2012, and it scared Rick Perry out of the presidential race

Aw hell yeah, this promises to be a killer year. If the new track Demented Aggression is an indicator of what’s to come for the rest of the songs, then we can expect a heavier, chunkier, greasier Corpse than previously imagined. It rips from V to A with an aggression and tone that Cannibal Corpse had almost been afraid to touch on, but now that they’ve done away with pussyfooting around, they’ve gone from just being Death Metal to being… BRUTAL DEATH METAL.

If you’re already foaming at the mouth for soon-to-come Cannibal, you have nary a week to wait for the new Aborted megaton bomb that will fuck your shit up.

Dear lord, this post has made me realize something: I’m becoming legitimate to some degree. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s