Fizzle presents: Anti-Islamic Black Metal and a report on the disturbing trend of Pizza Thrash

I’d like y’all to give a right’n’rowdy welcome to a new guest contributor, Nick, who chose the alias Fizzle, in case someone puts a fatwa on his head and kills him with a pipin’ hot pizza. He’s written a couple of short (and by short, I mean short) pieces because hey, he’s a nice guy like that and would like to share. Of course, I’ll make it a discussion, all scholarly like. You will learn something, maybe.

Anti Islamic black metal

 

F: In Black metal there is a huge rise in the scene with a Anti-Islamic message. Even in highly populated Muslim countries.

T: Indeed, the goal; to piss everyone off until they find you and megakill you.

F: Bands like Seeds of ibilis, Janaza , and تدنيس (tad-nees) are the driving force of this new trend of black metal attacking Islam.

T: With killer logos to boot. Melechesh is just gonna look like a group of twats in comparison.

F: Even in those countries where there are Islamic extremists you got to have balls to attack a religion like that especially in the Middle East; they would kill you there.

T: Sent to the graveyard and removed from play steaze. Yu-Gi-Oh! references aren’t cool, I know.

F: I personally am glad someone is still using shock factor but honestly in this day in age nothing is shocking.

T: 

Couldn’t resist.

F: Plus the music they are making is fucking killer. It evokes emotion and pissing people off. I love it and hope they keep the black metal scene alive.

T: Ist krieg, shall never die, etc. Jam on my bruthas.

Pizza Thrash

F: Pizza thrash- is a new trend popping up (or at least of what I am now noticing) it is the type of kids that go to the show/concert already drunk!

T: Hey man, with the price of beer at shows and bars, I don’t blame them for a lil’ pre-game.

F: And they are wicked obnoxious talking about bro things like sports and picking up chicks at the concert like seriously I just wanna see some good live performance not be fucking annoyed by babbling retards.

T: You’d be amazed at the play these guys get. It’s like swaggots got ahold of a few Hirax records.

F: They also love Monster; they may even being wearing clothing appeal that has the logo on it.

T: The way some kids think nowadays, they probably think it’s a band. It’s like the Misfits effect in reverse.

F: And they usually wear those stupid snap backs with the flat rim top.

T: Get bent takes on new meaning.

F: They fucking love to crash a good time and probably play beer pong with and play Madden football games.

T: In their defence, while drunk, I bet Madden would be fucken hilarious. Sober, I’d sooner have a hysterectomy.

F: They’re the type of kids that makes me not wanna be part of the same fucking music scene. Usually the rich spoiled kid in white suburbs thinking they’re hardcore and brutal.

T:

DEFENDERS OF THE HATExMOSH.

That was fun, let’s do this again sometime.

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